She is out of her mind

OH my goodness my daughter is something else.  She is really out of her mind.  Prom is just around the corner and as we are getting ready to get her dress and accessories, she had the nerve to think that we were going to buy her a corset to wear underneath.  First of all does she really have any idea what that is and secondly is she nuts to think her parents are going to buy that for her?  OH heck no!  She said the girls at her lunch table said with certain dresses it was best to wear a corset to keep everything intact!  Yeah well so will a strapless bra and wear some control top pantyhose!  Boy oh boy I tell you.  My husband about died once he found out what a corset was, he calls them something else and well, lets not go there OK!   Am I going to survive these last moments???