Damn why could this not be at our mall?

Wow I just read an article online that there was a mall in New York that was handing out cash for folks to spend.  Wow, how come they do not do that here at our mall.  Hmm I wonder what I would do with the $50 they were handing out.  I know for sure I would not be wasting it at the Yankee Candle shop because I think their candles suck.  I could use some new jammies as mine are starting to fall apart and rip.  But that is usually how it goes for us mom’s, we were the ratty stuff and sacrifice for our families.  I would look for sales so I could get more out of the money too.  Perhaps even some socks without holes in them!!